the keys final

So your mom’s going to church?” Homer asks. ”She’s leaving right now you should come over” Marge says

“ i’m going over right now”.Homer says.As Homer drives to Marge’s house he stops at rite-aid for a box of trojans condoms.

 He knocks on the door and Marge lets him in. Marge slams the door and looks at homer with a devious stare. Homer picks up Marge and takes her over to the couch. She takes her shirt off, blows a kiss at homer as he is sitting down,  and jumps on top of him. Kissing and touching him all over, the living room becomes a romantic fantasy dream for both of them.

 They started on the couch, following up to the room in the hall way. The sensation of her lips on his neck and his hands all over her was unstoppable.

 Marge in heat takes Homer to a dark warm room set-up with roses on the bed and lit candles. Homer smiling, Marge pushes him on the temperpidic bed. Homer loving the mood,  empties his pockets trying to find his wallet for a magnum condom. Homer so caught up in the moment throws his wallet and keys on the floor.

Meanwhile, Marge’s mom forgot her purse in the living room leaving too church so she comes back to get it. She comes in the house, grabs the purse from living room.

 “Marge I’m forgot my purse “.mom says

  Homer says, “Marge get off! did you hear that”?

 Marge’s mom hears weird noises coming from the hall. Mom grabs bat from hall way closet and heads towards daughters room .

 Homer panicked when he heard someone coming to the door so he tryed to put his pants on while looking for his keys but not managing to do so, falling over and over again. Homer can’t find his car keys looking everywhere for them.

 “just hide in the closet” Marge says

Homer: “No i need my Key’s”.

Then Marge’s mom walked in and said,” whats going on why are you naked “

Marge says ,”cause I’m going in the shower”.

 Looks  around suspiciously, then moms goes back to church.

 So homer jumps out of the closet says “that was close” .

So Marge and homer finished what they where doing and homer finally found his keys under his clothes and went home

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